how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??
Gerald Green with the two-handed dunk in the los Suns’ 128-122 win over the Thunder.
Adapt to this
LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. HE ONCE BECAME PURE COSMIC EFFING ENERGY AND SHORTLY AFTER REMATERIALIZED AS A HUMAN BEING TO PREVENT HIS DEATH. DARWIN IS LITERALLY INEFFINGVINCIBLE. AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A PATHETIC BALL OF KINETIC ENERGY FROM SEBASTIAN SHAW MERKS HIM?!?!?! THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE OUT TO KILL THE BLACK MAN IN THE PLOT AND LITERALLY WROTE THIS SCENE WITH NO REGARDS TO DARWINS POWERS WHATSOEVER AND ITS FRUSTRATING THAT THEY WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KILL HIM OFF LIKE THAT
I’m saying. Even in sci fi we ain’t safe
in my headcanon darwin literally became a being of energy and ascended to another plain of existence so he doesn’t have to deal with anymore of this white nonsense
Even in Scifi? We not safe in real life.
thank you I’ve been saying this for the longest!!!!! He is a damn omega level mutant, meaning in the movie he would be a class 5! Dude even adapted into a God and became the God of Death! Dude was college educated in the comics and they made him a taxi driver…like Black folks weren’t educated in the 70’s. And they didn’t even acknowledge that he was an Afro Latino…his name is Armando Munoz, he’s one of the few Afro latino superheros and they did him so dirty.
A movie that’s a metaphor for prejudice/racism/etc did the black guy dirty.
Not just people of color
Mystique is the only character in the film, off the top of my head that I know of, who is LGBTQAIP. She and Destiny practically raised Rogue, but there isn’t a single nod to her true sexuality in the film
Its really simple.
The ass holes who made the X-men movies do not give a rat shit about the actual comics or the fans who have followed them for more than two decades.
They just want Micheal Bay flash in the pan sparkly bullshit to rake it the dollars these shit movies make.
last X-movie I saw? X-men two, I walked out just after Xavier was killed.
They will keep crapping these out as long as people keep paying for this rancid puke.
^ everything she just said
These films are, honestly, garbage
Everyone thinks of X-3 as being the one where they got bad but honestly, none of the others were any good either
They took Rogue, a sassy, bad ass, fierce as hell ass kicker and turned her into Bella fucking Swan, constantly moping over a man and the fact she can’t have sex with him and her parents being a lesbian couple is erased as well so that she can be turned into Wolverine’s kid sidekick
Mystique went from being a smart, powerful, cunning and well developed bisexual woman who takes no shit to being Magneto’s mostly silent henchgirl and had her sexuality completely erased so she could be paired off with one horrible dude after another, with her female lover completely absent from the movies
Emma Frost got turned into Sebastian Shaw’s naughty secretary, Jean Grey got to be a prize for Cyclops and Wolverine to have pissing contests over
And Storm? if you added up all of Storm’s dialogue across all three movies it probably would barely go to double digits.
The X-men movie franchise is just genuinely TERRIBLE and until it gets a decent writer who actually treats these characters with respect then I’ve really got no interest in wasting money on it
What I would do for an X-men reboot.
1: Whole new writing team and hand them the Marvel comics as their Bible.
2: Find a Director who is a real comic book nerd to the 10th power. or see if Guillermo Del Toro was busy.
3: Keep Patrick Stewart an Hugh Jackman, replace everyone else.
4: Look to the fans for the first story, what would they want to see first.
^ YES ALL OF THIS
I would say also keep Ian McKellen as Magneto and I think if she was given a script where she actually got to do anything Halle Berry could make a good Storm also
But I would honestly not want Magneto to appear for a while…he’s been the focus of ALL the X-men movies so far
I would go a simmilar route to the one the animated series did in fact…make the first enemies the X-men face the Sentinels. Have Mystique and HER Brotherhood as well and have the movie end with Mystique’s Brotherhood and the X-men teaming up to put a stop to the Sentinels
For the X-men team I’d like to see a good mix of the various characters in the X-verse…Wolverine would obviously be there, also let’s have Jean, Emma, Ororo, Monet, Kurt, Jubilee and Beast. Have the New Mutants make apperances, either as younger X-men in training as they were in the original New Mutants series or as teachers to the newer young X-men as they’ve been more recently in the comics. I’d most definitely want both Karma and Bling! to be there at the Xavier School
And with Mystique’s brotherhood, Destiny WOULD be a member, it would be shown ON SCREEN that she and Mystique were lovers and that Rogue was their adopted daughter just as it was in the comics. No more queer erasing bullshit